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17 May 2006 @ 10:37 pm
*stomping back and forth*
"I would have been social for an osama dinner!"
-Zac
 
 
17 February 2006 @ 08:48 pm
Erik: I thought you said "Patrick Stewart's ballsack."
Hilary: No, I said "bald spot"
Erik: What do you think Patrick Stewart's ballsack looks like?
Hilary: Probably smooth and shiny like his head.
Erik: Why can't we function in society?
Hilary: Because we talk about Patrick Stewart's shiny ballsack.
 
 
17 February 2006 @ 08:48 pm
Erik: I thought you said "Patrick Stewart's ballsack."
Hilary: No, I said "bald spot"
Erik: What do you think Patrick Stewart's ballsack looks like?
Hilary: Probably smooth and shiny like his head.
Erik: Why can't we function in society?
Hilary: Because we talk about Patrick Stewart's shiny ballsack.
 
 
17 February 2006 @ 10:40 am
Erik: Basically, this is what Shauna is going to do for the rest of her life.
Zac: She's going to ride around on a jet-ski with a cat on her head?
Erik: Yes, all day.
 
 
18 January 2006 @ 05:22 pm
Alice: You should just have sex with Zac.
Dean: No, I should find a girlfriend with Zac's ass.
 
 
 
14 January 2006 @ 01:25 pm
Erik: Well, we got gallons of ketchup
Zac: Mmmm...that'll go great in our cereal
Erik: Especially beef cereal
Zac: You mean dog food? Dog food is basically beef cereal.
 
 
11 November 2005 @ 05:17 pm
"Too bad I'm not pregnant, that would have been a free abortion" -Katie re: bike accident.
 
 
20 October 2005 @ 01:27 am
(in unison)
Skim: Erik Erik Erik Erik Erik Erik Erik...
Erik: Shauna Shauna Shauna Shauna Shauna...
Shauna: Debi Debi Debi Debi Debi Debi Debi Debi...
Debi: Val Val Val Val Val Val Val...
Val: Taft Taft Taft Taft Taft Taft...
Taft: Skim Skim Skim Skim Skim Skim Skim...

Erik: You see, Taft doesn't exist right now because he's in three chairs!
 
 
21 September 2005 @ 08:34 pm
"have you gotten the giant floating man, yet?"
-Hilary (et. al) from Katamari Damacy
 
 
30 August 2005 @ 11:35 pm
Alice, tonight, in her room at Hampshire, to Erik: "Would it make you sad if I had saggy boobs?"